To celebrate my birthday, we went to see Sherlock Holmes. When I first saw the trailers for this new version, my brain rebelled. The more I saw, though, the more intrigued I became. The movie seems designed to make purists brains explode, and I felt a little guilty about wanting to see it. But then I decided, in honor of getting older, what I really wanted to do was revel in base, immature instincts - namely the desire to see shit blow up and watch Robert Downey Jr. take his shirt off*.
The movie was actually better than I expected. If you go in expecting great cinema, or if you’re a traditionalist, you probably won’t be happy, but if you want a fun action movie, then it’s definitely well worthwhile. There are some nice nods to the source material, and Jude Law and RDJ genuinely seem to have fun with their roles. Cast with other leads, the movie probably wouldn’t be as good, since other than those two, everyone else mostly seemed to just be filling space, but those two carry the film and carry it well. If the idea of Holmes as action hero really bothers you, I suggest mentally substituting different names, say Hemlock Jones and Dr. Waterstone, then just sit back and enjoy the explosions.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I plan to spend the rest of my birthday continuing to celebrate ridiculousness and immaturity by drinking vodka out of a crystal skull, watching cartoons, and possibly playing video games.

*There was significantly less nakedness and exploding than the trailers promised, but I’m still sold on what will inevitably become a series. When Shit Blows Up and Robert Downey Jr. Takes His Shirt Off: The Sequel is released, I’ll have no qualms (or guilt) about paying good money to go see it.