Horror Classics

I’m a sucker for old horror movies. A couple of years ago, I picked up one of those ‘50 Horror Classics’ sets (classics being loosely defined here) - the kind they sell for $10. How could I resist? I’ve been slowly and sporadically working my way through them, and I thought blogging about them might encourage me to get through all of them, plus remind me which ones I’ve actually watched. Last night when I was trying to pick one, I couldn’t tell which I’d already seen. See, the current generation isn’t the only one that cranks out tons of movies with similar/near-identical plots based on what seems statistically likely to put butts in seats.

I finally settled on The Monster Maker, a 1944 ‘classic’ starring J. Carrol Naish and Ralph Morgan. Mad scientist Igor Markoff deliberately infects concert pianist Anthony Lawrence with a horrible disfiguring disease that will ruin his life and leave him ripe for blackmail, as Markoff is also the only one who can provide a cure. The disease is kind of like low-grade elephantiasis, and causes swelling of the extremities. Hands are extremities, concert pianists tend to use their hands quite frequently…and you begin to see the problem. Why does the mad scientist do all this? Because he wants to marry the concert pianist’s daughter of course, who happens to be the spitting image of said scientist’s dead wife, who died under “tragic circumstances” and who was named (what else?) - Lenore!

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How I Spent My Memorial Day Weekend

-Went for two bike rides.
-Got a tan (as much as I ever tan).
-Slept a lot, no thanks to the cats and their ideas about when humans should get out of bed.
-Wrote a lot.
-Edited some.
-Enjoyed raspberry beer (who knew they made girly beer?) and Irish food with good friends.
-Watched a lot of Mythbusters.
-Gamed some.
-Did not start a grease fire while making fried tortilla strips, despite my best efforts.
-Book shopped vicariously (thanks, Amy!)
-Ate food that had been applied to fire. Yum!
-Did not clean the house, despite my good intentions.

It was a good weekend. What did you do?

Keep on Trekkin’

We saw Star Trek in IMAX last Tuesday. The short, spoiler-free version of my reaction is that I liked it. For more spoiler-full thoughts, read after the jump.

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Blog for a Beer

Over at Fantasy Magazine, this Friday’s blog for a beer asks, “If you could choose one mundane household item to be your magic reviser, which item would you choose and how would you use it?” If you want to take part in the fun, inspired by Revisionist History, and have a chance at winning fabulous prizes, you can do so here. Just post your answer to the question in the comment thread at Fantasy, and next Friday, the editors will pick the winner.

Everything You Never Wanted to Know and Less

My official Author Spotlight, which accompanies my story over at Fantasy Magazine, is now online. This is my first ever interview. I don’t think I did too bad for a first-timer. Thanks to Marshall Payne for making it so much fun!

Head on over to Fantasy and check it out. Feel free to ask follow-up questions in the comments (here or there), or suggest ridiculous Oscars outfits. Just don’t ask what’s in the trunk.

Revisionist History

My short story, Revisionist History, is currently up over at Fantasy Magazine.

The first taste is free:

After their third fight about whose turn it was to switch the wet clothes from the washer to the dryer, and therefore whose fault it was that the clothes now smelled faintly of mold, Robert started writing on the walls. He took a magic marker he found jammed into an old soup can full of pens, went into the spare room which they never used, and closed the door.

Read the rest here.

Recommended Reading: Pictures and Words

Here are two highly visual stories, full of gorgeous, lush language and one graphic story that is simple, yet evocative and full of lovely art.

Devonshire Arms by Alex Dally MacFarlane

Shades of White and Road by Camille Alexa

Black Strings by Ray Fawkes

Get Your Geek On

Today is Free Comic Book Day. All across North America, participating stores are giving away FREE comic books, so get thee to a geekery, post haste! The official website of Free Comic Book Day can be found here. There’s a handy store locator, plus a shiny Wolverine trailer and Hugh Jackman talking about FCBD in Australian.

New York, New York

We took a quick turn around trip to NYC Tuesday, primarily to see The Colbert Report, but also do a lot of walking, picture-taking, and eating. Did I mention the walking? My feet are covered in blisters. It was worth it.

We started with dinner at Tre Dici. Along with the standard bread to start the meal, they brought us what appeared to be Parmesan crusted risotto hush puppies. So, yeah, they win.

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